Anarchist Manifesto

I believe in anarchy,
but not if everybody goes wild.

I want to be the only wild one,
among the law-abiding citizens.

I want to be the hyperactive youngster
among the fuddy-duddies.

I want to run amok
while everyone else goose-steps.

I want to be the loon
among the obedient geese

Pigeon Landing

When Stewart was 6, a pigeon landed squarely on his head. The pigeon landed squarely because Stewart's head was square, or more like a cube. There was a flat area on the top just big enough for a medium-sized bird to land on, without falling off. Or maybe that was just how the pigeon saw Stewart's head. The pigeon might have had square pupils in its eyes, which helped when it came in for a landing. The bird didn't need runway lights or radar; it just needed to find a 6-year-old with a square head, suitable for a soft approach.